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Show I Tonight, American primaries. Also in Colorado there was something doing every minute vestcrday. As, between Teddy and Taft, we arc told, it. is only a near-friendship. From, all accounts we .judge that the county attorney in no Lyon of the Lord. It. won't be at all difficult for Elder "Howell to hear what. Harry Joseph has Just now it is uot at all necessary to read a book-to llnd out Who !s. Who in Hon. Parley V. Christcnsen can not be accused, apparently, of being merely a n ear-in surge nt. A New York jad treats with contempt a legacy of five million dollars; but ho . They are not' expecting eo many to stand on that prohibition plank, however, how-ever, as to break il. Looks as if Uncle Joe Cannon is determined de-termined to get in, even if he shall have Myron W. Whitney, the great basso, ij dead. He had a wondrous way of tinging, "I Gather Them In." And if those fellow do decide to get out, in the open and fight, Teddy may find that the worst is yet to conic. But it isn't necessary for his friends to keep on dinning it into our cars that the Colonel isj so .great. He admits Mayor Gaynor. too, is after the New York newspapers. So doubt Mr. Hearst hopes to get his share of flic advertis- Governor Spry says that lie likes the "Uintah country. So-do "the brethren" who gobbled most of the dcsirablo lauds out there. ' Speaking of Senator Aldrieh, now is a good time for . Apostlc-Seua'.or Smoot to beg off with Joseph P. because of the I j i in ice u.i ins cranny. Whenever you uro "braced" by any of those profcssior.nl "panhandlers," call the attention of tho police to 'the fact and point, out the lazy jout. If. they convert the city's sewer farm into a workhouse proposition to keep visiting tramps Ui.sv, it will be a long time between tramps in Salt Lake. Hon. James IL Movie is to lead the State Democracy in its light, and if thcfc.be any virtue in energetic work, h'f party will get ll.c benefit of it. Lt is the right of every Americnn to havo his pixy in the .coming campaign, and he had better atart in tonight by talking right out in urimary meeting. "Docs William Randolph Hearst want to play the part of Aaron to Theodore Jtv- velt's Mososi" asks the Detroit Pice Pre;. See how the gospel of the Mormon Aaronics and Melchiscdcks is spread ingj In dcbiring to be a candidate for the county attorneyship, Jimmy Ingobret-sen Ingobret-sen may be confronted by the Pederal Buncliers with the query as to what Wm grievance he has gainst the church Itc-P Itc-P Publican party. jjjljl So Friend Harry Josenh is after El- mm der-Congrcssman Howell's ucajp; and if pgf he docsn 'auccecd. in getting it, ho will Kg Ji doubtless "arrange matters so that Mr. - Howell will realize that he has had some light on his hands. |