Salt Lake Tribune | 1909-08-08 | Page 6 | Local News

I' , ' fi Don't knock como right iu. "Do it now," eh? But who wants to ho "It"? Can't hcli saying it, even on Sun-; Sun-; day. "Walk to tho right. $.' Polygamist Higgs is cortainly doing jii; ' an artistic job of running, i' Of course, tho tariff conferees agreed 'L, hut not with the country. Women hate mice, but thoy tako a V - wonderful lot of caro of 1 heir rats. Once more, heware of the price-raiser ' point him out to your visiting friends. Anyway, the consumer now has the j satisfaction of being able to sec his ' finish. 1 . "Man wants but little hero below," ' provided thero ho very littlo that ho -tim't get. i But wo all must get to heaven in the a 6aine old way; in that, respect the aero-j aero-j plane won't help any. I And aftor a while it may ho neces- sary to look in the airship if they want to get the man higher up. It's a fairly good articlo that tho weatherman has been putting out. Keep cool, sir, nud be called blessed. T, -j ' a ; What the police desire to say to the pickpockets and other crooks is that : this is not their time to butt in. "The" glory of young men is their ': strength; and the beauty of old men ''t is the gray head.,, Proverbs, xi,, 29. Ifockcfcller expresses a fear that peo-H peo-H pie geucralli' cat too much. If he. stays UJ dn tho job, though, they won't be doing so much longer, j. Mrs. Alice Longworth wants to take If a trip in a balloon. Yet thero are the Ifv' doubting ones who do not believe that .' ' "blood will tell." L' No; we won't repeat tho timo-worn Bl. assurance that the latch-string is out. Ij We'll go it one better by announcing jl that the door is wido open. H' It will be worth a trip across the Mf continent to hear the little tots of the living flag sing patriotic songs as the grizzled veterans pass in review. ' , 1 Prcsidont William II. Taf t, however. M, Jj knows of no friend who is so familiar I , witli him as to presumo to slap him on the back and call him "Tariff Bill." H' r On tho other hand it ought to be B1 I. plain to Senator Stono that in his cf- 'J j forts to get notoriety ho should be Hi J1 careful not to encroach upon tho Till- HLlt man preserves. HH j At a recent fair in Paris they had Hl I on uulo seventeen tons of donkey-meat Bf'j Hausage. "Who would have thought that H); the Utah "Democratic" donkey had HvL' weighed so much? Hi , Aldnch is able to eay of himself that ho lias done something in this world, H' iu that he has so arranged things that 'I'l instead of wearing Backcloth and ashes ' wo may. now don cheesecloth and 'i ; patches. BL.i j' In ono of his letters, Thaw wroto that ho thought ho could settle down i in PennB3lvania and procure a Senutor- ship because he had plenty of money. Keleasc the man at once; he isn't a HL I bit crazy; '-his is on the quiet, you understand; V but since tho first presidency have de cided that Apostle Hober .J. Grant shall not sing in public during tho corning wcok, ho has a cordon of scouts on duly to round up ns many unsuspecting ones as possible in order to inveigle them into a private 6ong recital.