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Show il fy "Sufc'wby don't, tho brethren obey the J lavrs already in existence? Hiail 1 ' . i m . .'j There's no plnee like home, nnd no i ; ninn like the booster. flj , I Then Micro's that Easter bonnet (o j j io looked after pretty 5oon. H J However, the girls can supyest a very H ' ' coorl means by which unmarried men i. . may escape a bachelor's tax. 1! i 'Carrie Nation maj bo pcttiiiff a lot Hl'i of Tun out of existence, but like the rest of us she lias to ytiy for il. '' i Perhaps tho proposal to readjust the Ht 1 arifC ..on Wool was simply to malco it f in fact, as well as in name, a worsted truat. !.. ! - !' Porno men are willinp; to admit that t Mioy yre married for money, if onh- to j Turnish spine sort of an excuse for their fl 1 ; scle'ctidns. jl Lincoln, Nebraska, was sufiicicntly 'i conceited to imagine that it. was the : ,nj recipient of a great deal of praise on '1 the 12th of tho month. j , ; And if it shall serve no other pur- . pose, that "prohibition" mass meeting t :1t least furnish some of the broth-rcn broth-rcn wJh an opportunity to orate. . ,; ; Also, if 3'ou desire to find the boss, of ; the Ulah ' I)cmocratic,, party, 3'ou will look in the Pcdcral building. If cot '. there, apply to church headquarters. j,u Juasmiich as Mr. Taft declares our own canal to bo all right, the critics 'n may uow turn'thcir attention to,. finding 'J fault with those- on the planet Mars. Congress asks -moro light upon the operations of the secreL service, be- ': j cause, perhaps, it ronlizcs that without ' i proper light it is impossible to show j' I up any sort of shadow-graft. Hj k Hl vt suspect that the Chicago man who was arrested for having married up- .; ward of fifty wives facilitated his own ,,1 apprehension in (he interest of the per- (! Fonal relief to be found in jail. According to reliable information, our 1 pi'opuoL is financially interested in a knitting factory. That is perfectly it i natural, inasmuch as there is considcra- j ).Iq money lo l)e found in .stockings. Now that Mr. Taft has taken a dc- ',! cidod Jitand with rc.Scct to ho. Panama -anal ' matter, the lighlwciglils will do H ' ! e.oiisidcrablc hesitating before making ' j any attempt to hoist him out of his , position. ' Now, there would be some sense lo j'j that" mass nieotiug to be held on Wedncs- j J day riight of next week if it; were for Uie purpose of puuliiug along the pro- . jc!t Co' furnish Zijipiug Zion with a I I Slate caitol' lu il ding. ' ' The wireless telephone is also on the t'i '"J. and iuc3 there hay been 'ample H dcinonstration of the sul-ccsh of the syt tcui as1 applied .to telegraph -, the man .A wlio ' 'pooh-poohs" the new idea docs it citit lu the. back' yard. I I Somu consolation is experienced in i tbd fact that, although thoso Rio I Grandci train -robbers succeeded in get- Hjl'.'l ting -:iway with thirty-five thousand dol- H!l:l ia'rs, thero didn't happen to be a dozen ''; or -lo ot eggs among the loot,. ! f - In. Pennsylvania they are considering I f: the advisability of passing a law pre- H venting divorced people from marrying J -j again until live years have elapsed. It , wouldir't seem that marriage is so mucli -l of a failure, after all, if it has become ueccssary u legislate in order to keep in on and women out of it.' |