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Show ' l'cr burns ?on spots. j 1 question which will win? Hf Omaha paper asks, "Why is Chi- H1 Ask Senator Bevcridgc. However, tho Counly Attorney's cars B(' i 1 burn, even though he has cold i'ect. i '.fii if Llicr.e bo burning kisses, few lan.aels will object to just a little facial incineration. A good way for boys lo have plent' J of firecrackers ou the .Fourth is to save tlinin until then. ' Probably (ho best way to knock the rally morning crow out of a rooster is to loL the cook baste him. It is likely, too, that in their experi-Hj experi-Hj races with r.lic big stick some railroad Hj magnates have discovered what swat. iet the Czar.ma' bo chemist enough to assert that the duma could not have bpn dissolved without some prccipi-laliou. prccipi-laliou. The Cleveland Plain Dealer speaks of "weddings and foods." And perhaps HR hero is-a joint responsibility for the ex 1 Hcuec of .both. Our prophets claim fo be' inspired; but there aro really some few people in 1he world who are unable to bring them-s(l. them-s(l. es lo believe if. Mr. Bryan Kays that "the next Cov-ornor Cov-ornor of New York -will not. vcfo a two-cent bill.'-' Perhaps becauso there will be none introduced. New- York has a man who objects to t Ijciug made round, because they v I He eonld likely make a miser 1 Jikc'a spendthrift. Moreover, humorous remarks made 1 lie prophets to Apostle Smoot coii-:jing coii-:jing his anti-polygamy speech maj-'" maj-'" looked upon as a very old gag. . Sometimes Mr. Taft undoubtedly con-siders con-siders that drawing comfort from his Presidential prospects is aa difficult as titracling a syeet look from a lenion. "('ut it out," commands Mr. Roose- olf. We certainly shall be obliged to protty soon if the coat of living doesn't come down, out of the ambient blue. Although thoy will hereafter call themselves domestic workers, on Sat-urday Sat-urday nights they will remind their employers tliat they are "hired girls." From the manner in which King Ed-ward Ed-ward has been making things comfort-able comfort-able for Mr. Clemens, the distinguished j American mtist feel that ho is really an easy Mark. But' it must be admitted that the President's "By G'eorgcl'' must dc-1 dc-1 camp into 3 condition of mollycoddling obscurity upon the advent of "Oh, pickle!" anesvillo, Ohio, boasts of a citizen who has been a. shoemaker for seventy-j seventy-j four years. And maybe he will bo ou his uppers lo the last, because of his sole-saving, work. Hi ( outritntting. tithes is a voluntary act, i lie hierarchs advice you. So is going barr;cv.d on an ice pond. And they b ' vjud (o prove an identical cou-"(li)!..i cou-"(li)!..i of mind. jn absenting themselves from their offices, some county officials may have j concluded that popular. opinion with ref- erenco to the value of their services should bo made unanimous. |