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Show SnorrTM T.t-BU. N III(UlErt OM ' A small town In Colorado above sea level, boasts a SJA Peace. Recently n suit Wfta Wj fore him that stirred the Cominffi its center, from tlv frier m.-3i ' the parties imported a lnw-v-ffr distant city. lawerM The case dragged itself out dt prccedentod length, and the l hnd never dreamed that hJVt full of objections and excXii&J t Ions, protests. exposlulatioSTlS like as that lawyer provcaT 0 Rut there was one thing ho Si? prolong:, and that wn tLlr oriKp. decisive "JudjmiPnt -?F Plaintiff" as soon as the K 1 ly over. 1 3". "Well, sir " said the lawyer ' ID of superiority, "wc 8haU this coce to a higher court "1lj3 lou can't do that, mister 'T the magistrate. r h "And why pot, prav- "There r.lnH any higher coii0 court is 13,200 feet above S the sea. and it's several hunr!' the highest court in the count&l "ALL FOR HER." Detroit Frco Press. fc "This somewhat grasping said Senator Burrows, In the!', of a recpnt argument "reniinn?-a "reniinn?-a lady who dropped in the ri at a certain bank. "Going to the paying leller'afe she opened her pocket-book ip, a check, nnd pushed It under lie grating. jfef " 'Cash this, please.' she sahP "But the payintr teller afT, glance nt the check, pushed lltli the woman again. t " 'I can't cash It, madam ' f 'It Isn't filled In.' , : " There Is my husband's RlgriH; it,' the woman said, excitedly! " 'Yes. I know,' admitted thW 'but there Is no amount.' " 'Oh, never mind that ' sir woman.. Impatiently, 'give mf thero Is.' " WHEN AUNTIE WAS SILKl! Brooklyn Engle. "Auntie" was showing off hdr nephew, aged 2, to an admlria was calling upon her for thiS time. He was a very bright ster and during a pause In M formances specially requeim "auntie." he suddenly rememb'Sl way she had been teasing hlnill the caller arrived and decided the tables on her. So he poh, chubby finger at the floor arit "My rug!" -j Auntie at once caught tha a the thing and cried eniphatcau my rug!" "My dress," said her little!" pointing to auntie's gown. $ : "No, my dress," replied aui ' lighted to have an opporhii show how cute he was. I :! Then the little boy sidled y i the caller and pointing at hl ? "My man!" Silence bn the part of auntlci ';, FROM THE JOKEMAKE "Did you give your wife, thai on economy you said you wei s to?" s "Yes, you bet I did!" i- "Have any effect?" "Ye-s; I'm going to make nf.' year's suit do for this year." - A little six-year-old girl .frhr mine came running to me andfe herself Into my arms, sobbing F heart would break. ' "God doesn't love me any mq i walled. "God doesn't love me.V) i-, "God doesn't love you! "Wh it God loves every one," I assurec "Oh, no, he doesn't love me. ,'f he doesn't. I tried him with a c Harper's Bazar. k& "Say, Dick, what Is this newf iJ call phonetic spelling?" p "It's the kind, Jim, they usejJ . you nnd me at school for uslrij ftt tlmore American. "It was the first time little 1 T seen nn alligator. iTl "Oh, mamma," she exclaimed! t-a t-a big lizard with a vallse-skli . Chicago News. jjj "It's love that makes the yi round," said the old-fashion ,t mentallst $ i "No." answered Miss Cayeni merely makes some people so dl t they think the world is going ? Washington- Star. 61 |