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Show I Drivers are finding that the wrong side of the street is the most direct way to the police ntatlon. Goldfleld can now boapt of being the only place in the country that has had a bank failure at its age. Scorchers cannot see why the public should Interfere with them. Just to please a lot of pedestrians. Fast bicycle riders who enjoy scaring ladles will probably not like the fun bo well If they have to pay for It. It is due Banker Schettler to say that the testimony shows that he never wasted much money on his wives. Salt Lakers trust that the home ball club has not forgotten how to win In the short space of time since Sunday, Will not the Light and Railway Company Com-pany also recognize devotion by giving a feast to Its members of the Council'.' However, the seven Councllmen supporting sup-porting the franchise extension proposition propo-sition have the defense that theli votes do not count. T a11n ..v, -!,, lUMin opinion, the Light and Railway Com-i Com-i pany can see that the Fernstrom ordl- IL nam i IS Very good one. Announcement of a fight here on the Fourth of July between Fltzslmmons and Behreck will excite much Interest in high church circles. Brother Penrose would like to know why the hierarchy should not devote Its attention religiously to worldly business, so long as it pays. While ladles ' will materially change their styles of hair-dressing this season, there Will be lltt'.e, if any, alteration In their ways of hair-pulling. Doubtless the banquet given to the eight true Councllmen by the Real Es-late Es-late Association will give Light and Railway officials Indigestion. j! II the Governor and his st iff attend the opening of the Portland fair, it will be seen there that Utah produces Just as fine uniforms as any State Senator Smoot ami Representative Howell felt it lo be their duty to attend the track meet at the University, as a large number of students will soon be Danger that the Light and Railway proposition W0U10 go through the Coun-ell Coun-ell causing Mayor Morris to lose his placid expression, seems to have been Judge Ferntrom now admits that there are some defects In his ordinance, owing to the fact that it was not drafted by himself, but by one of his assistants. Councllmen attending the Real Estate Association banquet found that Mr. Hewlett's Idea, about standing together was not quite as good as the one of sitting together. jj Light and Railway officials cannot blamo the Mutual Life Company for not taking the city bonds, as the city has not yet taken certain water rights at many times their value. |
