Salt Lake Herald-Republican | 1902-07-10 | Page 4 | Problem That Caused Him Trouble

Problem That Caused a ed Him Elm Trouble Washington Star I 1 have hae jes been thin kin said Far Farmer Farmer Farmer mer Corn Corntassel tassel an I must say things look serious What has set you ou asked his wife This volcano down at Some Somo people say it might make a canal canai C dangerous An jn I 1 dont think but it ii might Its a terrible picture I kin hin see in my mJ minds ej eye en e Think of baUm down dOw the th canal on your gondola to the boleros and md an suddenly hav bavIn fla flain In ln a alot lot of pf lava an hot ashes dumped on or you like you had ba bumped unawares into int inta a campaign over to Pulls Phila delphy I What are you rou goin to do about it itI itT hI I rondo made up my m mind There Ther s be been m some comb blo mistakes made madean an Im afraid it Its s too late l te to correct em om Before B fore they put down all these railroads i they ought to have ha e thought about the th havoc that would be bo created If the trains all got to into each other at al alonce once as there is a chance of their doln before they put in alt all these th e electric lights an electric cars they ought to have thought what ud ml happen if all that elec dec electricity was to break out An Anthe Anthe Anthe the elevators an steamboats the danger danges lurkin in em Is fearful earful Ill Iii I bet theres been more damage done to life Ufe lifeS an property by smashups the last five S or ten years ears than ud equal the mortal mortality mortalIty ity an expense ot or a canal Ina r Well Vell persisted his wife wiCe what are ar you ou to do about it itI ItI I 1 dunno yet et I 1 made up my ms mind whether to advise Sin era to abolish all this steam an electricity el or tell em to tobe tobe Li Libe be brave an go ahead an take a few fee more chances on volcanoes v