Show I Ek 51 II f I There is to be a garrison hop at the post on the of at the month which w will be the largest and most important social function which has l ns been given there for many years Preparations are being made linde for extensive decora ions and the large ball hall and surround I I I tug Ing grounds are to be illuminated in novel n style s 3 Mr Edward Le Compte and Miss Hannah Le La Compte of ot Park City came down last evening and will be the guests for the coming week of Miss Grace Emery at the Amelia palace I 0 4 eG I The friends of Mrs Irs Ralph E B Hoag I of Ogden will wIIl be glad to learn that she I has almost entirely recovered from rom her serious illness Accompanied by her I little daughter she as a soon as is she is able to spend some time In California in the hope of renewed health b S Miss Bessie Brown of Alameda Cal Cat Cala Iii Is a the guest for tor a short time of Mr lIr and Mrs C I L Rood S 0 0 Mrs W V O 0 Dunlap of Ogden en is to be b the guest tf bt honor at a a luncheon today given by Mrs W T G Williams 0 l Mrs Jacob Moritz will wm entertain at luncheon cheon today in honor of or Mrs Sol Siegel of at Butte who is the guest of u Mrs Bamberger S S Mrs W Yo W Armstrong of Park City has issued invitations for a large re ye reception reception nest neat ri t ay afternoon A number of society people leople of Salt Lake will go so up u for or the event e nt Sr 0 Mr lr and anti Mrs Bulon S Wells Welts enter entertained at dinner lat last Ia t evening 0 Miss Mias Ida Pratt wIlt will return the latter part Dart of the week we k from Beaver City where she has been visiting friends V Colonel and nd Mrs Holmes will wUl enter entertain entertain tain tam a large party at the bicycle races Friday evening h 2 3 B 0 c S Dr and Mrs Hepburn oC or Fort Doug las will entertain informally at supper Sunday evening c s cn Mr Ir and Mrs Frank B Stephens will silt entertain entert ln informally at their home Fri Friday Friday Friday day evening S Mr r and Mrs Robert R B Irvine of Provo are visiting friends in the city S 00 S Miss Clara Boyd a well known vocal vocalist vocalist 1st of or Kansas City will arrive In the t I city tomorrow and will be the guest for the summer of at Mrs rs W W Arm Armstrong Armstrong Armstrong i strong of ot Park City I S S S Professor of Birmingham Ala left last Ins evening ening e for tor the east cast 9 3 Miss MIs Lulu Gates is the guest of at Mrs frs Charles S Burton 0 S Miss Mabel Snow left last night for tor or Soda Springs where she will spend the coming month SPOKEN IN UT JEST Boston Transcript Barnes Mannings house was broken into last Jast and a lot of jewelry and silver sUver plate carried oft off of Shed You dont mean it Barnes It was a Do bad break but for fortunately fortunatelY fortunately the burglars did not go Into the cellar If the they had they would have made madea a fine flue haul It was only the day 1 before that Manning got in fifteen n tons of coaL 0 Brooklyn Life But It if you will allow me mc to tc She Oh I know what you are arc going to tosa say sa but youre roure quite mistaken and I can prove it a Detroit Free Press Mother T am su prisM Ethel that you should talk so im impertinently ImpertInently impertinently pertinently to papa Im lm sure you never heard me talk that way to him Ethel Well you ou him and I Life Blonde Bridesmaid The he ushers seated your our Aunt Maria with the family Other Bridesmaid sister to the bride No she sent only a pickle fork forkl forkS S Harvard Lampoon Mike Say Pat Is la a Pat Sure he be must be some a av ocean ra hounds wo read about abouL Chicago News Miles it queer that a mans ears are arc placed in such a away away away way that he can hear only the sounds in front of ot him Giles Nothing queer about It at all aIL A merciful providence never intended that thata aman a aman I man should hear what is Iss said ld behind his back bac I II I Judge Do you use a a field glass when you von vou go to the races I Grymes No o I do not go much on style styleA A A bottle is good enough for me meLos meo meLos o 0 I Los Angeles Herald Fond Parent I Why In the name of gumption is that kt kId of yelling around our yard ard II Fond Why George Im surprised at you ou That is our own lIttle Gladys singing 1 Fond Parent Oh I t b Philadelphia Press PreS Miss Koy Th house next net door W was lS robbed last las I night and the robbers have been baen operating ope rat I ing in all around this neighborhood I Mrs Koy Gracious TheU be after i us next What shall we wa do doMi Miss Mi Mh Koy Suppose you let Jet me mc and Mr I Huggard Hug rd sit up several nights tight and watch for them o 0 I Philadelphia Press Have you OU really I Ino no affection for any other girl dear she asked of or her fiance I In No replied the drug n clerk absent f It ea j ni I n but I have something m g just a as asgood good I Herald St Peter you a member of any church Spirit No But I bought tickets fo for all the church suppers and strawberry festivals f St Peter Come lu Iu Chicago News New hI I see remarked th the f luff fth boarder who earns Carps 6 pe per manipulating the typewriter o keys kes that thata t ii iia a prominent physician recommends Ice cream because of or its I peculiar medical qualities Yes s butted in the old bachelor at the pedal extremity of oC the table a little ice cream judiciously mixed with bonbons and matinee tickets has cured many a case of or heartbreak I New Nw York Journal Footpad ing Smith on a lonely road Say boss can yer er help hep a poor po or feller hard up All AU I hae have in ill the World Is this club and this loaded revolver S jl Catholic Standard Heres a problem I for you ou If It it takes nine tailors to make a man manThe manThe manThe The average fellows only a ninth of ot ofa ota ofa a man eh eli ehNo ehKo eliNo No Ko I was going to add How many gowns will it take to break him 00 Q Chicago Tribune The train had been compelled to stop at the small town a few minutes on account of a hot box Quiet little place you have here re remarked remarked remarked marked a passenger sticking his head out of a car window and looking around Quiet said the native that was as sit ting on a nail keg on the station platform and chewing tobacco By gum Um you Yon j ought to ha have bave e been along here yesterday There was moren forty men I down weeds an killin Canady thistles J |