Show TALES OF THE DAY Rubbed His Hair the Wrong Way Kansas City Star R H Brown a contractor con-tractor of 124 West Fifth street was summoned to serve on a jury in the criminal I crim-inal court today He reached there after court had been in session a half hour Mr Brown you are late sir said I Judge Wofford Yes sir I will fine you one days pay for being ate You can take It all If I you want to replied Brown Ill fine you 10 Mr Clerk collect thrft fine before you allow Mr Brown to leave the room said the jude After court adjourned at noon the Judge called Mr Brown up and remarked You rubbed my hair the wrong way this morning Mr Brown Well I was too hasty 1U admit replied re-plied Brown I Well perhaps I was a little hasty too I guess well rub out the fine said the judge and the two men left the courtroom court-room together I Representative Dockerys Cigars Washington Post Colonel Joe P Johnston John-ston who has been postoffice inspector at St Louis ever since 1ES7 and has just been transferred to the New Orleans dls rlct s In the city and was yesterday I renewing his old friendship with Representative Repre-sentative Bockery I Colonel Johnston Is quite a joker Stepping I Step-ping up to the cigar counter in Wlllards I he sid Let EJC have some of the cigars Mr Dockery usually buys Ho was handed qut a very good but not expensive quality of domestic cigars Selecting i I Se-lecting three ho handed them to the congressman 1 con-gressman Take them all he said I bought I them for ycni Then turning to the i dealer he continued Now sixe me a good cigar for myself I |