Show WIT AND HUMOR ChIcago Record Is Grants tomb on wheels What an absurd Idea Well you cant show me a recent picture pic-ture of any part of New York that hasnt got the tomb stuck in I the background Northern Christian Advocate Miss Mobile Mo-bile Well Martha how Is your husband now Martha Poly miss poly Hs got that exclamatory rheumatism Miss MobileYou mean inflammatory rheumatism Martha Exclamatory is to cry out Martha with solemn conviction Thats It mum thats It He dont do nothing but holler I Truth She Snored How does your wife sleep asked the doctor of the man whoso better half was under his care Orally said the man Detroit Journal Not every man Is made a fool of remarked the observer of men and things but every man has the raw material in him Puck Didnt Move HlmYell did the boss give you a raise No Not even when you told him you had grown gray in his service No Gave me the name of a good hairdye Yonkers Statesman Miss Ruth Cutler Cut-ler of New York recently cleared a high jump bar at five feet four inches It Is not stated whether the animal just behind be-hind her was a cow or a mouse Washington Star The Difficulty Well said the Greek general glumly we have learned a lesson Yes was the reply The thing Im afraid of is that its going to be a long tlmebefore we cot another chance to recite Harlem Life Young lady to married sist > rDo tell me an appropriate present pres-ent to give a new baby Married sister I know just the thingthese little jeweled I jew-eled safety pins Baby darling had one Klvcn him six months ago and I have worn it ever since I New York Weekly A Hypothesis Straner In New YorlVh Is It the city authorities wont permit you to play except between tho house of 9 oclock In tho morning and 7 oclock In the even ins Organ grlndeIr notta know IIrbe ze Cruelty to Children Socleta afralde we overwork munk |