Show WIT AND HUMOR iI I i Washington Star An author said the I practical litterateur ought to know sev aral languages Of course he ought replied his fellow craftsman The field has been so well worked that there Is no longer any use of reading old English books in search of original ideas V Boston Journal SheYou looked like a fool when you proposed to me He gloomily Well why dldnt you tell me bpfore it was too late Yonkers Statesman This woman claims that you stole a kiss from her on the public street said the judge Im Innocent of the charge Ypur honor replied the prisoner I never stole a kiss from her on the contrary I gave her one Boston Transcript Employer You werelate this morning Hsnry Office BoyYes sir Employer Did you forget to mention It tome V Office BoyNo sir but I didnt want to deprive you of the pleasure of being the first to speak of it Kansas City Star Young Housewife Any liver today Mr Bones ButcherYes madam Young Housewife Then Ill V take ten pounds but please see that it is not that torpid kind which the doctors say is the 1 cause of so much disease PIMladelphia North American I un derstand Bill the Burglar is a happy father Whats he going to name the boy Jimmy I believe V Cleveland Leader Hazzard the banker reminds me very strongly of Charlie Rerde How do you figure out a resmblance A large measure of his success has been due to Other Peoples Money V Detroit Free Press Why did you forsake for-sake theology for medicine asked Ten spot meeting a former college classmate I found that preaching wasnt my forte while practicing wait Philadelphia Evening Bulletin My wife has the queerest ideas What has she been doing now What do you think She thought it would be real nice to raise a canary bird and so Well and so She went and planted bird seed I |