Show BICYCLES AND HORSELESS WAGONS The Stand and Wheel Cleveland Plain Dealer This Is the verbatim report of an Intensely interesting interest-ing dialogue which took place between two guests at a recent uptown dinner party It began with soup Yes said one I call my Standard wheel a good wheel Whats your test rtfor a standard wheel Nt Inquired the oth6r Well I dont mean a cheap wheel Oh your Idea Is that a wheel is all right If It cost a hundred I didnt say so What did you say I said that a Standard wheel ought to be all right You rule a Boomerang dont youV Yes and Its a good wheel Huh 1 wouldnt give It house room Why didnt you tradoUt for a Dodo A Dodo I wouldnt have a Dodo on tho premises The Dodo uses tho Flim Ii flam tre Its the best tire made I wouldn trale a Flimllam for a stack of Goo goes I dort use a Googo6 I use a Hew gag gagA Hengog Ha ha 1 Thats the worst tire made > Oh Is it Thats what I said Well Ill tell you wjiat you are You are a word that rhymes with tire thats what whatAnd I tell you what you are You are a word that rhymes with gasthats whatGentlemen gentlemen cried the frightened hostess Then they glared at each other and proceeded pro-ceeded with their dinners Horseless Wagon vs Horse Plttsburg Dispatch Never sweats Doesnt feel Its oats Has no kick coming Couldnt If It had Can go on a mile track without a skip and never turn a hair Cant be Jockeyed Never scares at trolley cars Doesnt eat Its head off Goes like lightning Never stalls In an ash wagon Cant be spurred Doesnt get hot under the collar Not afraid of bikers Never backs over the dump Doesnt buck like a broncho Isnt afraid of the stable boss Not a high flyer VIII not jun > on the horseshoer Anybody can ride ItIf he or she knows how Defies the hotler Doesnt demolish the dashboard with Its heels I Doesnt want to stop at every watering trough on the road Has no object In taking the bit In its teeth It will not bite Doesnt cat much Isnt afraid of getting Its hoof caught In a slot Has no reason to depend on mane strength STILL It cant do much ploughing 1 HenceIt Is not the farmers friend AVouldnt be much account In a hurdle race cause It cant jump fences and things Couldn follow the hounds In a foxhunt fox-hunt Doesnt know gee from haw Is liable Jgd come on top of the pedes g trian so sudden It has wheels BUT Its a good thing which doesnt need pushing along I |