Show I WIT AND HUMOR I Detroit News The LIndleys are spending spend-ing the winter abroad I believe That will please them What will To have you believe It Detroit Journal The story fairly breathed with life In the early number but Its quite otherwise now Well 1 suppose It has run so long it ia out of breath I Gaulois The wild ypung man decides to settle down and become serious To be I gin his reform he has counted up his debts and found the total 145017 francs 35 I centimes What are you going to do about it I asked his friend Pay the 17 francs 33 centimes at once and make arrangements for the rest I Judge Mrs Lady And so you are a veteran are you Tramp Yes lady Ive had lead in my system morn once Mrs LadyBullets Tramp No lady biscuits Judge They say Jthat Bagleys twins are so much alike that he can scarcely I tell them apart except that one Is truthful truth-ful and the other Isnt Yes I understand that he calls one Kate and the other Prevaricate New York Evening World Hewitt What do you do when you cant raise your board Jewett Lower my trunk New York Evening Journal In askln fer de nan of a cfuu gal said Uncle Ephum be keerful dat you don git de foot of de ol rJan I The surgeon amputates one leg While patient hollers Then deftly pulls the other one For about J200 Life Punch First Reprobate Well old man did you get home all right last night K Second ReprobateXes but my wife wouldnt speak to me First Reprobate Lucky beggar Mine did I Cincinnati Commercial Tribune Ah me sighed the poetess of passion I would be free as a bird Well said the practical individual youve got half your wish anyhow maam Youre a bird all right Cleveland Plain Dealer You seem to be going home In a very cheerful manner I for a man who has been out all night Yrs You see my wife Is an amateur elocutionist ard shes saving her voice for an entertainment tomorrow night I TitBits NoddYou say your baby I doesnt walk yet Mine does Same age I too Your baby cut his teeth yet Todd No I Nodd Mine has all of them Your I baby talk Tpdd Not yet Can yours Nodd Great Scott yes I Todd desperatelv Does he shave himself him-self or go to a barber I I |