Show WIT AND RUMOR You should not believe all that = young man says to you I do not I only pretend to Brooklyn Life Then you mean to tell me Im a liar Well no I dont wish to be quite so rude as that but I will say this youd make a very good weather prophet TitBits Critic Where did you get the idea l for that picture Painter Out of my head Critic You must be glad that It is out Fllegende Blatter Suspicion therYot line of pees ness Is dot young feller in Repecca 1 Daughter dont know He nefer talk shop FatherSo Den Im afraid he Phar J tB don t hat no shop to talkPuck ParsonI fear that sermon of mine about the Gold Standard was not favorably favor-ably received Deacon Why so parson par-son ParsonI found four 16 to 1 buttons in the collection basket Truth I dont care how much you talk said Mrs Tilt in the course of a joint debate with her husband for I am determined to have the last word I am perfectly willing for you t have the last word replied Mr Tiff All I ask is that you have it soort Harpers Bazar Seemed to Remind Him Speaking of Li Hung Chang By George Im glad you spoke of him If he were here he would probably ask me How about that letter your wife gave you the other day Have you mailed it yet il go and dO I right now Chicago Tribune Threeyearold Ethel had been punished by her mamma for some slight delinquency delin-quency by having her little fingers mildly slapped After the resultant tears had been dried Ethel put her ear to her dolls lips as thouch listening to something some-thing the doll had to say and then said In a rebuking tone No dolly you must not say that mamma is naughty for punishing me Harpers Bazar |