| Show HUMOR OF THE HOUR A Boston man has a clock which he thinks would run 10000 years Show the clock a Bostan girl In bloomers and see Chicago Dispatch Did you ever have any serious accidents acci-dents while traveling Did I It was while I was traveling through the south that I met my wife Harpers Bazar There is going to be a wonderful eclipse of the moon next week Well keep qUiet about it If my wife finds it out she will insist on having anew a-new dress for the occasion Texas Siftings Sift-ings v Rev Dr Primus What are the men of I your churches doing to prevent the spec acle of short skirts on the stage Mr Secundus They are paying for their wives and daughters tall bonnets Baltimore Life l First CannibalDark or light meat I Second Cannibal Let me see It was the brunette who sobbed so bitterly was iit not Yes A little of the blonde I tlIcaseNcw York Prss I The surest way for a man to be robbed of his good name is to write it on his umbrella Pans Messenger Wheeler I see by the papers that a Chicago bicycler was held up by two men Sprocket feeling If the court plaster TIIC In nlnnp on his faceI Wish to gracious it had been me Yonkers Statesman I Kniel < erThe3 may liken McKinley to hero he will Napoleon but theres one I never resemble Bocker Who Knicker William TellNaw York Herald |
