| Show S A FAIR MAIDS REVENGE Smart Young Man Started Out to Have Fun and Repented Later Kansas City Star One day a smart young man got along a-long piece of ribbon paper out of a stock ticker and wrote a letter on it to his girl As he wrote he rolled the paper up so that the outside rolled contained the closing remarks of the letter which were Of course you will not repeat what I have told you in the letter about Helen It was given to me in strictest confidence and I wouldnt think of telling tell-ing anyone except you To find out what this was the girl was compelled to unwind the letter and vlnd it up again starting at the end But she could find nothing in it about Helen although she readJt twice very carefully care-fully and looked along the back from one end to the other And it was a most bothersome letter to read She brooded over that letter for several sev-eral days planning her revenge At length she came to a decision She got a large square piece of cardboard and started her letter In the very center cen-ter of it writing in an everwidening circle Her first sentence was Dear Jack If you persevere in reading this letter you will find in it something which you greatljwish to know If you do not read it you will never know It There was something he did nvish to know and only she could tell him so he buckled down to It At first he turned the paper around slowly as he read and in a few minutes almost toppled top-pled over with dlzzihess He rested and tried it again but was compelled to stop for his eyes burned and his head ached After another rest he placed it on the floor and stooping over walked slowly around It reading as he went The first evening he was compelled com-pelled to stop before he had half finished fin-ished it and before he had come to the desired information The following nIght he tackled it again and in the course of an hours work as hard as any he had ever attempted at-tempted he came upon this sentence almost near the end This Is what I wanted to tell you Dont ever again try to be funny with Icanget I d K j I i < 1 i I 1 i r t4 j I wII Hjiji 4I 511i1jtjfrf L 1 iI p < Jf tr 4 ad SOCIETY AT FIRE even with you every time The young man didnt finish the letter let-ter but he vowed to himself that he never would try to be funny at her expense ex-pense in the future r An examination of teachers who are applicants for positions in the public schools of Salt Lake City and who do not hold renewable certificates will beheld be-held in the high school assembly room 120 to 140 Pierpont street beginning Monday June at9 a mAll m-All stationery will be furnished by the board of education t FRANK B COOPER a Chairman Bojrd ol Examiners Master Willy Astor and his social equals are obliged to dress winter and summer in purewhlte while over the Twombly Kane Whitney and Ftanley Mortimer and other fashionable nurseries nur-series it Is usual for two nurses to preside pre-side There is a head nurse who is a trained certificated person and then her assistant But after all tis when the baby millionaire takes his anng he creates the profoundest impression His perambulator is white usually tufted and lined in pink This is In immediate charge of his nurse ii her immaculate costume Behind the nurse at a respectful distance dis-tance steps the babys groom a spry youngster In white breeches top boots a belted coat and cockaded hat He Is there to look out for the safety of all concerned when the perambulator crosses thoroughfares and to hold back the Impetuous bicyclist Aft of the groom comes the babys dog usually a Russian hound a Newfoundland St Bernard or a collie wearing a silver collar with a large white satin favor and guaranteed to fly at the throat of anyone who offers the precious Infant violence It is an impressive procession and may be the style and luxury of It are quite essential to the safety and happiness of the new crop of young Americans who are so painfully over weighted with wealth and social prestige pres-tige New Craze For Photography The whims of society move In cycles This summer all women who do not enthusiastically i en-thusiastically gjjjt hap returned tpjhe o Je |
