Show CRACKED JOKES ReporterI have a story here on her aldy City EditorGive it to the knight editor Judge 1 myIach I hear that you are out a great deal of nights nov Jack Oh no Im seldom out more than Pittsburg Chronicle Mathilde Mr Hungerford is a man iWuu muioubuiy uuKuves in nimeir iiiasne How very gullible he must be Brooklyn Life Do you think that matches are made in heaven asked Gawell I dont see how they can be since Lucifer was kicked out was the reply PIttsburg Chronicle I consider your set much beneath yqu said the weathercock fowl to the one in the barnyard Youre a vane thing was the quick retort Yonkers Statesman What was the greatest disappointment disappoint-ment of your life asked her dear friend When a deaf and dumb man tried to tell me he loved me in a dark hallway she responded Hallo Professor of AstronomyCan any one tell what the milky way is Tommy Please sir I dont know what it is but I think is was caused by the cow jump ing over the moon Philadelphia Record Taint no disgrace to be sent to the Island said Raggles Look at Napo leon Bonaparte He was sent up to the Island for years an yet nobody thinks the less of him for that Harpers Ba zar Yotinglove These are very hard times my love and you vill have to reduce your dressmakers bills Mrs Younglove Thats as consistent as you men arc You act just as if I made out the bills Puck Dealer You say you used to be in the shoe business What do you think of these Customer looking at the sample I cant say You see they only made shoes out of leather in my time Indianapolis India-napolis Journal SheYou profess to think a great deal of me That is all right so long as every thing is going pleasantly But would you make any great sacrifice for my sake He You know I would Havent 1 offered to marry you Boston Transcript Tran-script Fair Organist after an hours hard practice Herp is your money Patrick but dont you think you charge me rather a high price just for pumping the organ Patrick Bliss yr purty oyes miss 01 wudnt charged ye a cint if th machine did not make such blatherln noises New York Weekly Gertrude heard that Mr Brush paid me a very nce compliment today Carrie Yes What was it Gertrude Why he said that among the most beautiful young ladies at the dance was Miss Gertrude Ger-trude Crandall Carrie cuttingly Yes I noticed you among them Brooklyn Life I |