Show HEARD ON THE SIDE A RECOHD OF INDIVIDUAL OPINION MKUEIA It is not often that one hears a neater bit than the following A young man applied to tho proverbial stern papa for the hand of his charming daughter Um 1 was the exclamation Yes sirP was the meek reply Well what have you got How are you going to support her i Well I have a good trade I am a plumber Got a house P Yes It is not a very good one but 0 Its your own isnt iti Yes ft Well that will do And your answer sir1 Well you may have her You appear to be worthy but I want you to distinctly understand that 1 am ton old to take upon myself the burdens of an increased family You understand that Yes Then go ahead < I I learn that one of the reasons why the Tribune otherwise C C Goodwin is after the scalp of Marshal Young is because Young refused go on the Liberal Pilgrim hurrah Just prior to the recant Wateroo The Liberal party smashers never had much use fer Young anyhow Ho would never have received the nomination had it nn hnn h 4 L h nL uu v LV UII iliL Wl t11LU ClUO thought he controlled some four or five hundred young Utah votes which might beat cast for the remainder of tho ticket Grc be-at was their disgust when the votes failed to matorialize It is John Youngs scalp they want not an investigation said a leading Liberal yesterday John you know is not a member of the Alta club and it is also said that he has a decided lack of reverence for those who do dine and wine at the rooms of the exclusive organization oft x A man was brought before the justice of the peaco charged with the offense of kissing kiss-ing a young lady by force and violence and against her will The young lady who was very handsome gave her testimony testi-mony in a modest and straightforward manner after which his honor gave the following decision The court in this case sympathizes with the defendant and will therefore discharge him without line imprisonment or reprinand because the court while this case 11n l s been in progress has been obliged to hold on to both arms of his chair in order to keep from kissiugthe complainant himself 1 would like to have it distinctly understood under-stood that the above paragraph in no way refers to Judge Laney of Being a physician I am of course interested inter-ested in the study of anatomy When in college years ago I made many interesting researches and some that were not quite to interesting I put in my belt licks because be-cause it was my belief that I should never have the same opportunities to again pursue = pur-sue my favorite study I little imagined in those days that I should have the privilege priv-ilege of making studies of the female form on the street and in the ballroom But that time has come Years ago the reigning reign-ing craze was the pin back The skirts became tighter however when that term was discarded and the pullback substituted substi-tuted possibly because pins were not strong enough to bear the strain The technical name for the singlebarreled skirts now worn by those who arc prominent in social and other ways is little less than appalling to a modest young nacheior like myself This was particularly par-ticularly noticeablo at a ball given in the theater the other evening when I saw a number of costumes that would have made Patrice = of scant drapery frames to and stare It was thought that little st age ° favorite had gone as far in ag-e as most women would care to But not so and costumes that would scarcely be tolerated in a ballroom are permissible on the stage x I submit with all due respect to the votaries of fashion that there is a line beyond be-yond which it is lot safe to go If the straps or buckles or bands are drawn very much together a trousers stretcher will be an actual necessity in every ladys wardrobe for the dresses of the dear creatures creat-ures will certainly become baggy at tho to KUUUS li IUI3 litll ones only knew what HUBVV wont a trial baggykneed punts are to my sex they would shun the possibilities of baggy kneed dresses as they do contagion Du FELL |