Show HAPPY THOUGHTS Some Bright Saylncs by Exceedingly Smart Youngsters A correspondent of Woman writing from the Hague tells an anecdote which is current cur-rent there of little Queen Wilhelmlnas reception some short time ao of a foreign ambassador The Queen talkea gravely to be minister for some minutes holding a avorite doll in her arms during the interview inter-view At length she looked up archly and aid I wonder that you are not afraid to come near mo all my dolls have had measles meas-les you know Sho Has a Musical EarComo hero Frances and lot mamma tell her little girl about heaven Thats where the dear Lord lives isnt it mammal Yes and its i it-s such a happy place All the good people go there when they die and they all have harps and sing day and night Will everybody sing mamma Yes my dear Will papa sing Oh yes All tho time Yes love Then I dont want to goJudge Irate Mamma Goodness mo It is half an hour since I sent you around to the store to get those things and here you are back without them Little DickIt was such n long time before my turn came to be waited on that I forgot what It was that you wanted want-ed Irate MammaThen why didnt you como home and find out Little DlokI was afraid if I left Id lose my turnEx TommyOh ma look to that fat man L coming along How awfully his vest does stick out Ma Hush Tommy I Its not polite to speak of anyone you see on the I street That is Mr Paunch the now deacon dea-con of our church Tommy Oh tis eh Well it pears to me hes hunchbacked on the wrong bide of 1m Boston Conner What is your name little girl asked a gentleman of a fiveyearold maid Mildred Mil-dred Amy Boles sir The next day tho gentleman saw the child again and for want of something better to say asked her L name once more It is the same now as it was yesterday replied the little girl stiffly Harpers Bazar What is the matter dearest Some fin awfuls happened mamma Well what is it sweetheart My ddollbaby got away from me and brokod a plate out I In the pantwyEx Lucy has not gone to school enough to learn that one and the same word may bo used in different senses Ono day she camo home and said Ma the teacher told us something today which I can hardly be I lleve She said we were all full of organs Mamma I want some water In a bowl I I i am going to christen my doll Nov little dear That would be trifling with a sacred subject Then give me some wax to waxinate her with Shes old enough now to have something dono to hern Little Johnny was watching his grandpa dozing in his chair arm Suddenly he ox claimed Oh look ma Grandpas eye are shutting their mouths |