Show THE HOERIED WITS Jokes About the JFalr Courtship and Matrl mony NedDId old Mr Threads say anything about a dot when you ask him for Sylva JackNo he used dashesPuck A mans declining years begin at fifty j a womans begin from fifteen to eighteen Atchison Globe Yabsley Does your wife ever choose your clotbas for youl Wickwiro No she merely picks the pocketsIndian apolis Journal Late Stayer Why tholampis going out Gracie tired and sleepyI suppose it thinks its time something went 011t1Vew York Herald SheYou will never ask mo to do the cooking will you love HeNo pet I have a touch of the dyspepsia already Haapers Bazar Jack Loves language is the language of th e eyes Tom gloomily It may be but I confess I have found it to he chiefly a anguage of Noslcw York Herald Harry Stunning girl just passed eh old boy J Did you see her look back at mel nred Yes they say it doe lt take much to turn a womans head Fuh Its queer how the pensive thoughtful maiden is often changed by marriage into an expensive thoughtless wife Bmyiam ton Republican Ho otten was told in his wife That a treasure to him had boen given I Yet twould be the joy ol his life Could ho lay up his treasure in Heaven Brooklyn Life When a man is in love dont you know everything goes said Gusbington making a late call Well not exactly everything replied Miss Fussanfoather glancing ate th at-e clock Yonlttrs Statesman Mr Stinter examining some accounts on skI think I prefer the courting toe th to-e wedding days Then there was alternate alter-nate billing and cooing now it seems to bo about allbilUnKBoston Courier I know what Im going to give pa this hristmas said Arabella What my dear asked her mother A nice woolen L comforter It will be lovely to wear when Ned comes to take me tobogganing Harpers Bazar A bashful youth at a Walnut street party last night after dancing with vpung lady told her apologetically You see I i wouldnt have asked you but I didnt know another girl in the room Philadelphia Record Miss Sideoutr saw that young Wind jammer j was very attentive to you las it evening He must have talked steadily an hour and a half Were you mashed Miss Homopatho No I was mangled I St Paul Globe Pupil in class In punctuation reading I saw Alice a charming eirL Teacher Well what would you do Pupil Make a dash alter Alice Teacher htPuek At the baths an impatient young man walked up to the door of one of the compartments com-partments and knocking at the same testily inquired When in thunder an you going to get those trousers on I Ther was a faint giggle and a silvery voice replied re-plied When I get married I suppose He fainted at once He had mistaken the door Irish Times |