Show An Outrageous Performance DinerYou have waited upon me very acceptably and I have enjoyed my meal thoroughly You have behaved like a gentleman and a gentleman you certainly cer-tainly are notwithstanding your humble occupation Waiter I hope sir that I am a gentleman gen-tleman I always try to be one Diner It is as I suspected And being be-ing a gentleman I shall not insult you by offering you money Perhaps at some time I may be able to reciprocate your courtesy Till then farewell Boston Transcript |