Show MEAN FLINGS AT SISTER CITIES CHICAGOS POPULATION DIPROVDJO Western Man Ahl Chicago people are not the w western creatures you easterners Imagine The population has improved wonderfully won-derfully of late Eastern Man reflectively Shouldnt wonder won-der Now I think of it I saw by the papers only 1 few months ago that the city had established tablished public baths Now York Weekly WET BLANKET Noisy Man on railroad train going west Yes siree Bob The place for the Worlds fair of 1S92 i Chicago and dont you forget for-get it Quiet Man in seat behind n conductor enters Conductor does this train stop at Chicago Now York Weekly MIGHT BE WALKING Oazzara Heres a very improbable story from Philadelphia Larkin What is it Gazzam Tbat a man i running for office there Life waY THEY STAYED AWAY How do you account for the fact said the New Haven man that none of the swarms cf thieves infesting your city ever come to our Afraid of being robbed I suppose replied re-plied his New York iriencL MunseyaWeekly A CHICAGO CUSTOM Miss Fannie Newell Hall of Boston Mr Bohn do you believe in the survival of the fittest f Mr Hamilton Bohn of Chicago Well er that is to sywe always kill the fattest first Munseys Weekly v THE USE MUST BE DRAWN St Louis ManI will bet you Q new suit tho fair will be held in St Louis New York Man Where is the suit to be made St Louis anIn St Louis of course New York Mau liiiust decline the bet Clothier arid Furnisher A RECKLESS EXPERIMENT Mrs Gotham Mercy on us What has happened Were you run oer Mr Gotham muck dilapidated Worse Thero was a terrible panic in Patriot hall tonight and I got caught in the rush for the doorsHorrors Horrors Did a lire break out No but just a the vast assemblage came to order and the chairman had announced that the meeting was iu aid of tho Worlds fair some crazy fool jumped up and began t pass around the hat Exchange OF COURSE ilK WOULDNT Manhrttanite idea of holding the Worlds fair in Chicago i perfectly absurd 1 The celebration i to commemorate the discovery dis-covery of America by Columbus and he never discovered Chicago St Louis ManNo you bet ho didnt I he had hed have been so ashamed that hed never have owned up to it when ho got back to SpainLife |