| Show BACHELORS' BACHELORS CLUB RIDES TO FALL University Youths Y OU Find Fair Fair- Sex Is Too Potent For Resolutions BY MARBA CANNON The Ba Bachelors Bachelors' club of the University University sit sity of Utah unable Inalle to live up to its hi highly hl respectable r le name has now followed fol fol- fol- fol lowed the downward path Jath a n victim to the onslaughts of feminism m. m Originated in all nIl good faith its members confident of their their ability to withstand withstand with with- stand the charms of the so-called so weaker sex the rh charter members dug duga a pit and fell into it Nothing so piques pique the curiosity of women a as n. the t he name name bachelor This case proved pro to be no exception to the rule No sooner did the fair sex learn of the thc organization than they planned t their heir attack cunningly wisely and all nIl too well ell The original members who now no prefer prefer prefer pre pre- fer the totally respectable name of Beta S Sigma mn Kappa deny its ever eer hain hasing having has hav in ing been a n bachelors' bachelors club But But methinks me methinks methinks me- me thinks t they hey do protest too much These who men previously disregarded disregard disregard- ed ell the charms of the female species arc are A. A Hamer Reiser W Wilford lford Reich Reich- mann Joseph Jack Ralph Cornwall Evan Ean Jones and Leland Cowan From reliable authority the information information mation has been Leen gleaned that the club duh is for fOl educational and social pur pur- poses It may be he unwise e in iu me but hut cannot help wondering how lio they differentiate differentiate dif dif- between the two Most of their study which naturally would be Le considered educational is undertaken with the careful guidance of the entler g-entler sex which I had bad always deemed as social The evenings e which should be he devoted to a consideration of the wi weighty matters of life are spent pent in the le educational drama and movies Truly th tho fall from bachelor bach hach cloy elor to social social club duh has been swift and sure All hail to feminism and and the lull flub it itself its elf joins in the shout Lou Long these socialists li live sad- sad 1 1 may h i. i i. 1 1 i. i tier eL CL U nl U LT Cl u Ol UL JL L long drawn battle with the female of the species which is more dead dead- Iv ly than finn the male |