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Show Inefficiency in the Navy. First Bluejacket Hullo, mate, I thought you was ashore with the captain, cap-tain, playing golf. Second Bluejacket Well, so I was. It's like this 'ere. 'E gives me 'Is sticks to carry, and then takes one and puts a in white ball on top of a bit o' sand and, my word, he catches that ball a fair swipe. Must 'a' gone miles. TUim 'e turns to me and sez. "Did yer see where that went to?" So I sez smart-like, smart-like, "Out o' sight from the moment of hinipact, sir," and' 'e sez, "Go back on toard, ye blinkln' fathead! |