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Show ferent to Bingham. Look at the latest analysis published here today. , That if a girl is pretty and knows it, she doesn't care a rap if all the world knows it. That Carr Fork has gotten its share of publicity the past week. That the party who stole the coat from the home of Mrs. B. Yokum can come back and get the skirt as she doesn't need it. Did It Ever Occur to You That oil from the Teapot dome will not calm the waters of a turbulent political sea. That one car in the garage is , worth two cars on the outside battling with the elements. That the State authorities should compel farmers to put tail lights on their hay racks when returning from Bingham- That the County Commissioners Commission-ers will be persistently tagged until the paved road to camp is completed. That the High School Basket-eers Basket-eers are receiving congratulations congratula-tions and are sure of the hearty support of the community when they participate in the tournament. tourna-ment. That Bingham is not a one-man one-man town, altho there is no possible pos-sible chance for another movie theatre as the proprietor of the only existing show house has all the other suitable locations corralled. cor-ralled. That the I. W. W.' authorities ,in camp are pleased at the publicity pub-licity extended them last week. That one should not hate anybody, any-body, but try to please everybody every-body and see how far you get. That pursuit of happiness of-,ten of-,ten means nothing more than .following the crowd and getting nowhere. That money is everything to the man who hasn't any. That the robin may have lied but he has been seen in this community the past week. That even when a car on the stage line leaves on time people who are waiting for it don't believe be-lieve it. v That a sense of humor is a valued asset. That a little knoweldge may sometimes be a dangerous thing but that's generally when it's misused. j That remorse is memory that has gone to seed. That some chickens go to the roost early and some don't. That sometimes when a bachelor bach-elor gets tired of the simple life he gets married- That many a preacher exhausts ex-hausts his congregation before he does his subject. That the dressmaker may cut dresses mighty low but she nev-j er forgets to make the bill high enough. j That as long as some men are able to contract new debts they don't let their old ones worry them. That occasionally a man fails because he would rather make money quickly than honestly. That there are times when the tender passion is a tough proposition. prop-osition. That the income tax form has been simplified but not the means of getting the money to pay the tax. That it seems some bum check artists can handle all the check books they need. That there are people who mistake a little applause for an encore. That most women do not approve ap-prove of riding in a closed car when they are sporting a new hat. That you never can judge a man by his stylish clothes may be his wife bought them. That Mr. Bok gave $100,000 to promote peace and started a fight. That the man who is always right is always a nuisance. That if some of the milk peddlers ped-dlers of camp are not careful they may land somewhere dif- |
