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Show " Y Y ' '';Y. ." ';;' ''Y. J. v- 'YY :; ..' '' 1 ,. " : YYYv.Y'Y j ,' Y' '" '.. 'Y Y- " ;''".:" v : , ' ' ". " '.?.';." ".:,''. Y '.:.-- " ' Vj :. Y - -- THE BINGHAM NEWS """. ' ferent to Bingham. Look at the latest analysis published here today. , That if a girl is pretty and knows it, she doesn't care a rap if all the world knows it. That Carr Fork has gotten its share of publicity the past week. That the party who stole the coat from the home of Mrs. B. Yokum can come back and get the skirt as she doesn't need it. Did It Ever Occur toYou That oil from the Teapot dome will not calm the waters of a turbulent political sea. That one car in the garage is worth two cars on the outside battling with the elements. That the State authorities should compel farmers to put tail lights on their hay racks when returning from Bingham-- That the County Commission-ers will be persistently tagged until the paved road to camp is completed. That the High School Basket-eer- s are receiving congratula-tions and are sure of the hearty support of the community when they participate in the tourna-ment. That Bingham is not a one-ma- n town, altho there is no pos-sible chance for another movie theatre as the proprietor of the only existing show house has all the other suitable locations cor-ralled. That the I. W. W.' authorities ,in camp are pleased at the pub-licity extended them last week. That one should not hate any-body, but try to please every-body and see how far you get. That pursuit of happiness of-,t- en means nothing more than .following the crowd and getting nowhere. That money is everything to the man who hasn't any. That the robin may have lied but he has been seen in this community the past week. That even when a car on the stage line leaves on time people who are waiting for it don't be-lieve it. v That a sense of humor is a valued asset. That a little knoweldge may sometimes be a dangerous thing but that's generally when it's misused. That remorse is memory that has gone to seed. That some chickens go to the roost early and some don't. That sometimes when a bach-elor gets tired of the simple life he gets married- - That many a preacher ex-hausts his congregation before he does his subject. That the dressmaker may cut dresses mighty low but she nev-- j er forgets to make the bill high enough. That as long as some men are able to contract new debts they don't let their old ones worry them. That occasionally a man fails because he would rather make money quickly than honestly. That there are times when the tender passion is a tough prop-osition. That the income tax form has been simplified but not the means of getting the money to pay the tax. That it seems some bum check artists can handle all the check books they need. That there are people who mistake a little applause for an encore. That most women do not ap-prove of riding in a closed car when they are sporting a new hat. That you never can judge a man by his stylish clothes may be his wife bought them. That Mr. Bok gave $100,000 to promote peace and started a fight. That the man who is always right is always a nuisance. That if some of the milk ped-dlers of camp are not careful they may land somewhere dif- - CHURCH NOTICES Holy Rosary Church, Bingham Sunday Masses : Every Sunday, 10:30 a. m. First Sunday, 8:30 & 10.30 a.m. Copperfield ; Second and fourth Sundays 9:00 a. m. . Highland Boy Third Sunday at 9 :00 a. m. Sunday School after Mass. Rev. John Ryan, C. S. C, Pastor. L. D. S. CHURCH Evening service on Sundays, 7:30 p.m. Sunday-schoo- l, 10:30 a. m. Primary, Monday afternoons at 3:30. Priesthood meeting on Mon-day evenings at 7 :00 p. m. Relief Society meeta on Tues-day afternoons at 2:00. Everybody cordially invited to attend. I WHAT'S BEHIND THE ( i ' FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM? f . - The extensive resources of the Federal Reserve ' ' System are great enough to cope with any financial situation. ; ' ' This fact was very effectively demonstrated dur- - . ing the business depression of the past two years. This Bank is proud, indeed, that it has the priv-ilege to be a member of the Federal Reserve Sys-te- m and associated with an institution that means - so much in our national banking business. Bingham State Bank BINGHAM, UTAH OFFICERS - L. S. Cates, Pres. Sherman Armstrong, 1st. Vice Pres. C. E. Adderly, Vice Pres. Leo F. Tietjen, Cashier New Wasatch Hotel Sunshine in Every Room" For accomodations like home, stop at 78 WEST BROADWAY SALT LAKE CITY J ' Say It With Fltwers Give us your orders for all kinda of cut flowers, potted plants and ferns NEIL O'DONNELL Phone 17 JACK'S PLACE G. M. Gregory, Prop. . WE SERVE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING SOFT DRINKS AND EATS J. FISHING TACKLE of all Kinds GUNS, SHELLS and all HUNTING SUPPLIES OPEN EVENINGS and SUNDAYS . O'Donnell & Co. FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND EMBALMERS Bingham Canyon Phone 17 NEIL O'DONNELL, Manager Main Office, Salt Lake City. Phone Wasatch 6461 teJMMMHw - LARK MERCANTILE ... ...-.- ' " - ,, ,. ., Y: ' Y I1 H Y'Y GENERAL MERCHANDISE FRESH AND CURED MEATS 1' 'I LARK, UTAH Phone Wasatch 2881 Y 77 West 2nd South St. Salt Lake City : American Railway Express Co. JOHN HOGAN, Agent Phone 186 470 Main Street WANTED A woman to wrap bread. Apply Standard Bread Co. Phone 187 536 Main Street BINGHAM Across the street from the Postoffice, Mr. Hogan has been appointed State Auto Inspec-tor for Bingham and can furnish you with new auto plates. I I KENY0N HOTEL i LOCATED IN CENTER OF CITY ABSOLUTELY MODERN "Where yon can always find a Binghamite" Main and Second South Street SALT LAKE CITY The Woman's Bank UTo matrons who desire a household account a place to keep their money, we urge that they come to this bank where safety and accuracy are permanent. TlWhen you have a tidy sum saved we will advise as to in-vestment. This is a service we cheerfully render our pa-trons. The Central Bank of Bingham BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH WE SPECIALIZE In Cakes and Pastry fresh every day and are prepared to serve yon with any particular pastry if ordered a day ahead OUR DREAD IS WELL KNOWN IN THIS CAMP AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST Standard Bread Co. BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH 536 Main St., Phone 187 Fancy California Oranges BEST IN THE WORLD ) Large Size. Only 23 cents per dozen. Per Case $4.50 Half Case $2.25 PHONE 63 Wells Groceteria ; , Securities Commission On the Job In the three years time the volume of business to come be-fore the Utah State Securities Commission has increased from approximately $15,000,000 in volume to $63,3.4,870 for the fiscal year ending December the 1st, 1 1)23, according to the an-nual report of the Securities De-partment just presented to the Governor. During that time the Securities Department has op-erated at a cost of approximate-ly $20,000 to the State and has during that period netted the State Treasury approximately $30,000.00 above all expenses. Through a system of strict regulations the Commission has been enabled to protect the pub-lic from purchasing worthless stock very materially, and with each year greater protection is being given- - Warnings have constantly been sent out to the people to beware of ficticious stock salesmen and promoters, and the department is ready at all times to furnish information relative to the standing of any company that has applied for a permit. Through quick action the Com mission has been able to block the sale of many thousand dol-lars of worthless stocks from the Texas fields, and no less than a dozen of those indicted last sum mer were prevented from doing business in the State of Utah. More than two million dollars of securities that were going to be offered for sale have been withdrawn because the plan did not meet the approval of the Utah Commission. The Securities Commission makes no recommendations what eVer in the sale of securities, but is using every effort to see that the moneys invested with the various companies is properly" expended and the state develop-ed through these expenditures. The Commission has now reach-ed a state of efficiency that has placed it in a very favorable po-sition among the standard com-missions throughout the United States and millions of dollars of securities are qualified each year for companies who desire to finance through the East and on the Pacific Coast. Thrashing Machine A little chip wai offered a chine to spend the week la the country, bnt refused. Coixlng, pleidlng, irguing, promising of untold wonders, alike brought from him nothing but the stubborn ultimatum : "No country for me!" "But why notr someone isked Anally. "Because," he responded, "tfaey hare thrashln' machines down there an' It's bad enough here where It's done by hand." Interior. Rust Menace t Pin Trees The very existence of the Western white and sugar pine forests Is threat ened by the white pine blister rust, a disease introduced into this country from Europe less than twenty years go. Use Shrub in Training American sumac, shrub growing wild on uacultlTited land in Eastern and Middle Western states, is used la tanning lljht-celere- a ud special leath-ers. Squirrels In Wlnttr. .What do uulrrflij do In winter) All do not hlbenmte, najs Nut ure Maga- - zlne. To be sure they are not abroad so much, nor uro they as active, In the cold as duriut; the summer month, but nfltlier the red nor the gray Bijulrrel hug any period of con-tinued (sleep. The Thinnest Thrssd. The thinnest thread visible to the human eye Is no umiill that It would take h bundle of n thousand of tbpiu to equal the diameter of a woman's huir. These threads are made from melted quartz. v, |
