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Show I'LtITTLID BENNY'S I Notebook By LEE PAPE 1 t i f THE IXPLOSION A Play in 5 Acks Ack I Scene, boy eating his brckflst by himself. His mother (upstairs) Clarents! Boy Mamma? Mother, Aint you finished j'our brek-fist brek-fist yet? Boy No mam, I aint started hardly. This Is only my 11th buckweak cake. Ack II Scene, the same. Mothe. Claronts, aint you ever going to get throo? How meny meels are you trying to eat, cnyways? Boy Aw," G, Im only up to my 30th buckweak. Ack III Scene, the same. Mother Hay, Clarents, for mersey sakes wat are you doing down thero? holding a. competition with yourself to see who can eat the most or wat? Boy Im almost half throo now, Im eating nay 45 buckweak cake allreddy. Ack IV Scene, tho same. Mother Now Clarents, this is too mutch, Im gotting tired of this. Boy Im almost tired of it myself, Im eating my 92nd buckweak cake now. Ack V Scene, the same. Mother My goodnlss, wat was that f parse ixplosion? My goodnlss, I must run down and see. My goodniss, Clarents Clar-ents has blew up. O well it serves him rite. I always told him not to eat so mutch. |