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Show A GROCER'S LOVE. Tho grocer loved a charming girl, As lovely as the day;, He wondered if she'd marry him', And said, ""Let SOAP she may." And straightway to her home he went, Her lovely face to see, Exclaiming, "Ah, I know full well That CHEESE the girl for me." Tho girl was very kind, and said That she was very glad To see him there, and then remarked What a bad COFFEE had. And they got most intimate, And she let him kiss her brow; But when ho spoke of marriage, said, "O, do not TEAS me now." We suppose that A, Conan Doyle, after his statement that one can obtain ob-tain a drink in the next world, would change "Oh, Denth Where Is Thy Sting" to "Oh, Death Where Is Thy Kick?" Congress is the greatest place in the world for used words. Last session there were 13,862,800 of them delivered. deliv-ered. Even in the Tower of Babel, there wasn't room for a soap box orator. 1 |