OCR Text |
Show A TAILOR OUTWITTED. Tl Vl.llm lells the ly al Ills Sln ripen.. At the expense of himself a certain fashionable Philadelphia tailor told the following story Quite recently a man went Into hla ealabllshment an I told him that Mr Bo and So a prominent prom-inent customer (In full standing) bit said thlt Mr Tailor hod sevcrnl misfit mis-fit suits to die pose of nnd as he nendel a new suit Immediately he thought he'd like to look them over One wss found to nt him peretelly nnd he took It at the price $J0 ' Hut " ho said, ' Mr Tailor I have not enough ready money to pay you I must have the suit Now do you know Mr Pancake, the Chestnut tlreel confectioner? Well " on being nteurcd that Mr Pancake Pan-cake was alto a customer tn good ttandlng, ho owes me tome money, which he has promised to pay this afternoon, nnd If you are agreed I will walk over there with you and ask him to tend ISO of It to you" Huch a proposition nnd the rid tancei of a bid suit could not tie overlooked, an I when they arrived at Mr Pancakea ahop, without preliminaries tho nun said ou know that hundred you promlrcd to tend me to New York, Mr Pnncako? Well. Juil send fifty of It to Mr Tailor and tho other flfty tu Iho addreM I gave you " That nfternoon Mr Tailor received a neatly done up piekige containing CO beautiful cream putfe Philadelphia Philadel-phia Timet |