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Show FULLY EQUIPPED. Illfli Widow Fooli lliftl II la Unnacoa 117 for ll.r la Harry Asftln. ' Don't know whether It's now or nut. I heard II down In llormuda," said the man who recently returned from that wlntor resort "There's a rich widow living Just outstdo ot Pontine," accord-lug accord-lug to this story, "and after sovcral elderly gentlemen had vainly endeavored endeav-ored to lure her Into mitrlmony again, report gained circulation that she was a regular man hater I'lnally a wealthy widower from tho east, carrying with him tbo evidences of good living and tho heartlncM that sccka congenial companionship, visited the city and was soon a caller upon the Intractable widow. After ho thought aulllclent advancement ad-vancement had been made to istlfy a proposal ho proceeded to feci his way Ucautlfiil homo joti havo hcroi" 'Yes, I enjoy It' Tlno outlook, flno trees ft ne yard very fine all around Dut then Is one thing lacking' 'Yes?' 'It ) sn Adamless Kden don't you know You are so good In everything else that I should think ou would bo glad to ihnro these btetilngs with a hssbsnd 'Are ou proposing, air?' 'la an argumentative way. It you can bo convinced that you should bavo a huiband I should like to ho the man' 'Unhand' I hsvn a gardener that smokes and drinks' t have a parrot that swears like a pirate and I havo 1 a cot that stays nut stl night What In creation do I wsnt with a husbvnd?'" Detroit Free Press |