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Show tcTOTTNTG BLADES WTLL SPURN YOU W THEY THOTK YOtTRE tN PURSUIT OF THEM," AVERAGE YOUNG MAJN WARNS KID SISTER PI ' Now that you are old enough toj find fault with the family's nronun-j elation," said the Average Youug Man to his kid sl6ter, "and have put on long pa 1 mean lengthened your skirts a bit. you will not be averse to taking a hunch or two from him whom you nee before you. Your In-I In-I terest in paper dolls has for some time been fam waning and you will be just a little bit too big to wear my bathing suit next Bummer While it Is not my habit to fusillade ray-eelf ray-eelf with nosegays I will say, young j lady, that you are very fortunate In ' having an elder fraternal relative to 'guide you safely through i lie age you are uow approaching!" Turning now to the platform on the left," said the kid sister. Sweet Sixteen is insuppressible All of this advice Is as free as salvation or insurance blotters, t want to warn you against a malady to which many are dangerously ex- I posed. If you catch it once, buh-llieve buh-llieve me, it will cause you a lot of distress. There have been known numerous cases where the patient I never recovered and they always die: Id the Old Maids" home. "Goodness, I just hope I don't catch it." said the K. S. "What Is this tur-1 rible affliction? Do you have to take pills and things'" "It s called 'boy-on-the-brain.' " "Have I got it9" "I don't think so yet. I hope my remarks will be a sort of ouuee-of-preventlon. I'd like to be able to H show you the fellow's point of view. T. kv it from your proud and Indulgent Indul-gent little old brother, there is noth-Ing noth-Ing so depressing and so dismal to the average young man as a girl who aH is silly over fellows. For some rea-son rea-son or other fellows don't care to ha f girls chase them around They'd rather do the pursuing themselves. H "Cultivate the facult of being able to pass a group of boys without go- JB Ing Into a convulsion of giggles. Do not misunderstand me. You don't JM have to be a 'stick.' Be pleasant and agreeable and all that, but don't pass too many notes in school." The A Y M '8 kid sister said she |