Show SEVEN SEV DAYS IN tIL Ol N BY JESSIE HENDERSON Copyright 1923 by The Standard Standard- NEW NI YORK TOnK July It 21 21 It his been a r week with romance writ writ- written writ ton ten It from start to finish romance not a 0 capital letter but spelled with Ith capitals There was for tor example Mn Catherine Buddensick Mrs Dud Bud Bud k became tired of being the wife of oC a IL lumber ard worker and the tho mother of ot three children Ac- Ac Ac she ran nul away with a ayoung ayoung young man who followed the tho moo mo glamorous profession of ot burglary Ills His au Mole stole worth of oC jewelry end and other with with-lu Ith- Ith lu in the past tow few weeks and Mrs lived Jived happily with him I and wIth w most of oC the loot the unromantic police I Life Llo Lio with my husband Ya was tyas so uninteresting the bobbed i lady explained as they took her WilY tway to jail lahl To a lot of ot husbands this should be a or perhaps a ray of oC hop hope Going to Europe always a 0 ro- ro ro romantic mantic had bad an added element of ot adventure for tor Mrs Helen Antoinette 0 of West Hoboken who I the tho dock as ns the tho Italian liner Dante pulled out on its Wily any to the tho Mediterranean Did the tho 10 lady dy fold told her honda hands with a gesture ot of o despair and return to toYe Ye t She did not To Tobe Tobe Tobe be stile auie e she ho folded her hands with witha a 0 gesture of despair but bat she folded them around the tails cOlt of o 0 the dock officials and nod In them were Le haS ha'S passports ports To ro the dock officials It d r to obey than to argue They a human pyramid which juggled d Mrs Antoinette within reach ot of u a sailor on board the re- re receding receding re receding ceding liner The he sailor his legs held bold by grasped li Mrs hands bands and drew her aboard A trunk was wad to sed after acter her bier and a 0 hat h t box which had dropped Into the tho river was wife ed by y a and ant nt sailing too air all to the promenade de prom oa l I I deck One thousand a struck tte e cheered till Mrs Irs Antoin Iette otto eUe a befogged bowed her acknowledgments ments It this Ion In t romance how about a wild lid puma or a 0 for sst of 60 GO wild tree lIed installed in a hotel The Tho puma i is only a kitten the prop prop- i erty property 0 of an oil man from Colombia but some Bome day It will weigh pounds and then the management ot of the otel Penns may n not t look upon it so kindly as a house But e even een ln a 0 live Jive puma is less re re- re in itt a a hotel corridor thui thana II a lib toi-Mt toi The Plaza people aut d a grove in their courtyard I ThEY bought ought 60 50 tre trees each abot abo 25 feet feel high and with Ivy arl some Bomo tons 0 of earth tarth thy u tb an Aladdin miracle m in the space 1 t an afternoon Unable to cit l t the trees through the en- en en trance entrance the hotel officials bolst d them to the iho roo roof and then lowered them 20 0 o Crowds Cr of people gO to the hotel otel tor for a walk through the tho bitof woods so EO rare a thing Is Isil il I t bit bitof 0 of naturu nature Jn In n New York City But nut if tf this woodland i is ts rare what adjective can be bo applied to the tle traffic cop Ho lIe has haa a new uniform all al dolled up with lengths 0 of white oil Coli 11 cloth on cap eop collar slee e and ankles and you can see Bee Urn rim tally at a 0 distance of s quarter mile mU When the tha first new uniform 0 traffic ceased for minutes while the public gaped Well We'll eIl if life llo looks dull dull why not hav have hypnotized by radio They can do it at a 0 distance t f ten miles niles Or It If the tho time hangs heavy what about getting a job In tore This week a 0 an so anonymous package e Containing a R lino rine po po poder der which when a I match was applied ho he asked a chemist friend Dynamite the friend re- re responded responded re responded For actual lal 0 O Henry romance romance however you ou can cant t beat tho the s search fo to a 0 man who could save savo the life 0 ot year old Theodoro Theodore Sugarman afflicted ed with an inflammation ot of th brain which tor for two montis had presented him from sleeping The doctors needed a bit of ot blood from 1 i nan man cured ot of the same dis- dis als O east s ned and at the tho last moment the theman theman theman man si r himself at the Sugar Sugar- Sugarman Sugar man man mall borne home the chances being about in ten thousand that such an anex ex could have been found If It all these bits of ot romance seers seeM p 11 o renumber r that the only ever arrested for Intoxication Intoxication cation In lu the Allen Alien Street district 55 is 53 arre arrested td d for such auch at about the I sync that the only Chinese o on the forte was saving tw two nun nuts from rom drowning bar bar ber thAl thiL the army air service I chal chal- chal- chal challenged challenged the th sun aun in tn a a coast to coast race e ct 24 2 hours And remember ber It If all fall falls th that thita thata t ta a deep sea bar Is being established lI aboard a 0 ship anchored at atthe th the three mlle limit access B to ship to he ho by motor launch and o What more could even the Arabian Nights demand go 00 |