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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That it is true "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" but equally true that all play and no work unfits any man for real usefulness. That he is blind who will not see that it man's faith in man that keeps the world a going. That motor vehicles have brought distant relatives closer at meal time. That when your appetite is on the bum ask "Denny" at Jim's old Place for one of his fancvi dishes. That Georges Carpenter is anxious to have another bout with Battling Siki. Siki may not be the best facial decorator in the world, but its a cinch he's no powder puff. That for the benefit of peo- pie who are still alive something drastic should be done to discourage dis-courage the reckless driving of motor vehicles. That a secret once told, soon gains wide circulation through its momentum. That before shooting her husband hus-band a wife should take a long look in the mirror, if she is fully convinced she is pretty, then she may stand a good chance with the jury and can go ahead with her shooting. That Mayor Straup's many friends are pleased to know he is once again in Bingham. That tuberculosis killed thousands thous-ands of lives last year and the Red Cross saved more than 500,r 000 lives. Contribute to the cause and help them to save more next year. That the Irish made a big mistake when they picked a fight with the Irish. That it takes iron men to run "tin lizzies." That a grouch a day keeps good luck away. Keep smiling. That some men are so unworthy un-worthy of confidence that their wn dogs distrust them. That very few people have weak eyes brought on by looking look-ing on the bright side of things. That with the women beginning begin-ning to smoke cigars, the husband hus-band may now get a better grade present for Christmas. That there will either be a ship susidy or a ship subsidence. That when at Salt Lake City drop in the "Walnut" and try one of their meal. That you can't improve the breed of Fords by crossing them with a locomotive. That the meanest man in the world is said to be the one who persuaded his son the gas-meter was a bank and for him to deposit de-posit his quarter in it. But there are others just as mean we say. That Margot Asquith said "You make too much of your flappers." That normalcy will return when people watch their work more than they do the clock. That while opportunity only knocks once the rest of the knockers aren't so particular. |
