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Show Did It Ever ; Occur to You That nothing can be more true than the frequent remark "You can't please everybody." It has never been done. t That the man who used to kick his horse has more patience with a balky flivver. . That lovers of nature can pick wild flowers to their heart's content on the hills above Copperfield Cop-perfield these days. That blue laws would make a lot of people red-headed. That to many of us here comes -a time when life isn't what it seems to be. . That one hears of matrimonial bonds and matrimonial chains, but the good old matrimonial knot is more expressive of the . tie that binds. Lopk out for the June ties and if you are anticipating antici-pating something big this month send your orders for wedding invitations in-vitations and wedding cards to ( Clark at the office of the Bingham Bing-ham News. That if we are descendents of monkeys phrenology is all wrong or do we acquire the bumps from being hit with cocoanuts? That young people are reluctant reluct-ant about accepting advice because be-cause they want the excitement of learning from experience. That there Is more profit in skinning the public than in skinning skin-ning a calf. That it takes only one party td the contract to make a mess " of matrimony. That "Barney" is a capable entertainer, en-tertainer, but his blooming "Irish" "Ir-ish" would iriake a coon collapse. That if you want your business busi-ness thoroughly advertised seek aid at the office of this weekly. That a boy in a school room is Worth a dozen who attend the pool room. f That the charming little daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. j Chandler danced a way into the hearts of many on Saturday night at the Princess. That all differences between employer and employe will settle set-tle themselves automatically when the millenium comes, and Inot very likely before. I 1 That the Eingham News has -no old machinery or type. That some fellow who thinks he is the whole thing feels rather rath-er small in a crowd so large that one has to fight for elbow room. That Senator Borah, has recognized rec-ognized Soviet Russia. What more does she want? . That according to a Salt Lake daily, Attorney W. W. Ray is seeking a chicken there are others, even in Bingham. That it is posiblo to get out of patience with a man that is al-wsyc al-wsyc right. That optimists say old Prosperity Pros-perity is back, but pesimists srMe he hasn't hung up his hat yet. ' , That when a girl asks you how "she looks ,vith Tier hair bobbed, there is nothing left to do but compliment her, for hair once bobbed cannot be glued on like a postage stamp, no matter how frightful it looks. That more accidents happen returning from a roadhouse, than going to one. That it has been said "No man understands women." Why should he want to understand them. ' Unsolved mysteries are most interesting. |