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Show His Philosophy "Many a man, if the conceit were taken out of him, would look like an umbrella with its ribs gone," philosophically philo-sophically said old Festus - Pester. "When a man gets to be just about so old he can remember a great many things that never happened. I have picked up a large number of similar sarcastic truths regarding my fellow men by eyeing them critically as they filed by me adown the pathway of time, but I have not yet found how to put my plunder to any profitable use unless I can work It, Into a funny piece for some comic column." Kansas Kan-sas City Star:' . . ; ... |