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Show 7iN Li BBREVIATED kj L STORY FIZZBANG FOZZLE F1ZZBANG FOZZLE bad tried ev erylhing for bis baldness. 'He hud tried Ibis and that and the other ami gone lnu-k to this, all vi iliom avail, so now when lie read of the conveii tion of fiunous physicians from nil over the world, a ray of hope lit up 1 1 , -darUuess of his soul. "I'll go there and tackle some of ein as they're going in," he exulted And he went to the convention Imll and slopped a whiskered yentleimin with a Peruvian expression. "I'nrrion nie. doc," he said, "Inn I am -suffering from acute lmii'lessinss of the head, and I thought " "lUildness? very simple. It is caused invariably by particles of soap in the curs. Here's my card, come ;int! see me if you ever got to Peru." The card read : "Bismuth Linoleum. Preizo, Peru. Specialist in diseases of the ear and back of ihe car." The next man thai Kozzle accusled replied : "Baldness? nothing easier II comes from being allowed to wnlk loo early in infancy. My curd." And he handed Foz.le a card reading "Finnan Dragoon. Lurio. Mexico. Specialist Spe-cialist in feet, especially toes." In the course of the next half hour Doctor Lumbago, chin specialist from Bnizil. told him baldness comes from I silking too fast ; Doctor Sprnddis. nose peciniist from Cuba, told him it imnes from smelling corned beef and cuh i.: se. mikI Doctor Riddlsh, nape-of tbe-m tbe-m ck Miocinlisl from Yucatan, told hi ii cui'Ch from sleeping on the U . di:i;lu and then, gritting ''Ir ."ozzle took to his v Ala;ns. |
