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Show PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS Gravitation : A force that pulls everything ev-erything down but taxes. Dime: The amount of money, necessary nec-essary to buy a nickel cigar. Acrobat: One who risks his own life, as distinguished from a surgeon, who doesn't Dead town : A place where you can park your car anywhere as long aa you please. Piano : An instrument largely employed em-ployed to help young ladles reveal their Ignorance of music. Nothing: What a lot of people succeed suc-ceed In doing without calling - upon 'heir Intelligence for help. Hez Heck says: "Spunk averages twice as many gallons to the mile as bluff." Bert Moses In the Detroit News. |