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Show AROUND THE CITY It Isn't every chauffeur who would care to write his autobiography. No, Maude dear; the ship's passengers passen-gers don't have to wait till they are in mldocean to be half seas over. On the principle that no news Is good news, it is just as reasonable to suppose that no luck is good luck. It's a good thing to carry your religion re-ligion Into your daily life, yet might; few men allow It to Interfere with business. After a man gets rich he is Inclined In-clined to doubt the Biblical legend about the camel and the eye of the needle. Tle cynical bachelor observes that no man realizes how many faults he has till he gets a wife to point them out to him. Even In our search for happiness some of us are satisfied to sit down and consider that all things come to those who wait Strange that a woman whose gown Is tnerely held np by shoulder straps. If any, should be so shocked at a man In shirt sleeves and suspenders. Tommy "Pop, what Is a secret vice?" Tommy's Pop "From a feminine femi-nine point of view, my son, a secret vice Is to know one and not tell It" Bloobs "Old Closefit Is terrible near-sighted, isn't he? I wonder how he got that way." Slobbs "I rather suspect It comes from looking out for number one." Muggins "Now that his wife Is dead, I wonder If Brownsmith will continue to live In that big mansion of his." Bugglns "I don't know, but I size Brownsmith up as the sort of fellow who would rather get married again than move." |
