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Show JUST LIKE A FRENCH FARCE Experience of Woman Who Told Husband Hus-band Her Plans for Day and Changed Her Mind. "I have come to think It Is not good plan to tell your family what you expect to do during Ihe day," observed ob-served the young matron. "For Instance, In-stance, the other morning at tho breakfast table I said to my husband that I thought It would be a good day for me to go out to visit a friend of ours. Iater, telephoning n.y husband's mother. 1 told her the same thing. Indeed, In-deed, I was then on my way to the station. Arilvlng there, however, I found the schedule changed and no train for two hours. Of course, that meant no vl It that day, so I star'ed out looking for a certain home!. U article I had long wanted anil intended intend-ed as a surprise to my husband. As I hurried along through unaccustomed street nd paused a lot of excavating end building, I thought: Suppose e brick or something fell tiff that house and knocked me senseless, what would my husband thirl,? Howev , nothlngof that kind happened, but I ran across nn old friend, a man. who promptly Invited rue to lunch. An I had told the maid I'd be out all day, I accepted, and In the restaurant whom should I meet but my husband's partner, and on our way home, when my trb iid blew me to a taxi, my uus-band's uus-band's ulster. "Well, I felt as though I were In a French farce, and you may b sure I w as glad I had a rcntihle, unr xt liable husband. Never again, though, will I announce what I intend to do. I ll do It first and tell about It afterward." |