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Show Why, Indeed. "Mamma," asked Willie, "now that I've been sui h a good boy In Sunday school, you don't distrust- mo any more, do you?" "No, Willie, I feel that I can trust my little man now." "Then why do you keep th pantry door locked?" Why Enunciate? "What language ia the leading lady alnglngr "French, lan't It?" "No. I can understand French and it Isn't that" "Italian, perhaps." "It sounds more like Spanish, or, fossltHy, I"Ortuguese." "Yonder Is Mr. Fiahan. the famous critic. Let us ask him." Tbey questioned Mr. Fiahan, and lie amlled grimly. "The lady Is singing in English." he said. Newark News. Plotting Against 81s. "Willie." said Mr. Horelelgh. "do you know if your sister will be at home tbla evening?" , Tell you what 111 do, Mr. Horelelgh, Hore-lelgh, If you'll glvr, me a quarter I won't tell her you're coming." Prevailing Malady. Madge I didn't think th&t going aouth for the winter was good fer any kind of fever. Marjorte It was la her case. She ' had the golf fever. New Readings of Old Notions. He who hesitates is bossed. Never put off till tomorrow those you can do today. Honor thy father and they mother ratber than the commercial paper of thy friends Judre. All Is Vanity. Mrs. Ofamerry You'll And tha wea'her lovely and warm In the Mediterranean. Med-iterranean. Mr. I'ark I hope by dear.' I. won't be too warm to wear my new art of furs. |
