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Show Paw Knows Everything. "Willie Paw, are there any women aviators? Paw Yes, my son. The married ones are always going up in the air. Maw Willie, if you ask that old fool another question I'll bear you within an inch of your life. Pittsburgh Pitts-burgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Too Refined. "I wonder if Mrs. Jones could make this kyd of n tart answer for the church supper purposes?" ''My dear man, Mrs. Jones is too much of a lady to make a tart answer an-swer for anything." Time's Revenges. "The authorities wouldn't let me wear my new bathing costume," said the queen of musical comedy. "They;, said it was too risky." "And you had to throw it away?" "Oh. no. I'll wear it in the show next season. Then they'll pay money;, to come and see it." The Right Kind. ''Modern steamers are floating hotels." "1 o tkv employ the bell buoys?" Wise is the instructor who learns more than he teaehes. |