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Show Force of Habit. "Ever since you've been in town," said the city relation, "you've been go ing to a soda fountain two or three times a day and ordering lemonade." "Yep," replied Farmer Corntossel "A habit's a habit." "But you don't drink the lemonade.' "I don't want it. I'm willin' to pay the nickel so us to get a straw tc chew." Washington Star. Natural Inclination. "That fellow doesn't live; he simply vegelates." "No wonder. He's got a cabbagt head, carroty hair, he's a perfect busl ness leak and an all-around ber.t." . The Reason. "Why was that man fired?" "I think it was because he was loaded." r; iris want to become wives before they become angels. |