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Show Disenchanting. A party of young men and women, members of a sketching club, were motoring along a country road. Just within the fence on the left grew innumerable in-numerable graceful strflks, each bearing bear-ing globes of pale green that shaded Into gray and purple. "How enchanting!" exclaimed one young woman. "Do tell us," said another young woman, equally enthusiastic, to a gardener gar-dener standing near, "what those beau-oo-tiful things are." "Them? Them's onions gone to seed." New York Times. Superhuman Feat. "A summer girl has endless troubles." trou-bles." "What's the problem now?" "How to look brown and tanned on the beach and alabaster in the ballroom ball-room at night." Louisville Courier Journal. Wise Fish. Bill I see the herring catch of England Eng-land last year exceeded by far that of any previous season. Jill They probably wanted to get in out of the wet before the submarine war started." Naturally. "What day was it we had that terrible ter-rible rainstorm?" "I don't remember the date, but it was the day I first wore my Palm Beach suit." Appropriately Named. "Why do you call the baby Bill?" "He was born on the first of the month." From the Buffalo Express. The United States imported more than a billion pounds of coffee last year, a record exceeded only twice before, be-fore, in 1904 and 1909. |