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Show No Long Term Wished. "May 1 say just one word before you Impose sentence?" asked the street railway magnate. "Well, what is it?" snapped the court. "Please remember, your honor, that you are imposing sentence and not granting me a franchise," he cautioned, cau-tioned, fearing for the worst. One Commandment Broken. Bridget The new neighbors want to cut their grass, mum, and they sent over to ask the loan of your lawn-mower. lawn-mower. . Mistress Lend them our lawnmow-er lawnmow-er to cut grass on the Sabbath! Certainly Cer-tainly not! Tell them, Bridget, that we haven't one. Boston Transcript. Not Warlike. "Would you go to war if your country coun-try called you, Mr. Jobbles?" "I might, and then again I might not." "What do you mean by that?" "If the first call sounded tike a mere invitation, I would wait to be sufficiently urged." A Treat for Ma. "Y'es, we girls are going to camp Out." "Oh, we are going to take mother Along to cook. She needs a vacation." ' Judge. ' Cold Proposition. Hubb Meet any icebergs, coming over on the steamer? Gotham Well, yes; I was introduced intro-duced to a girl from Boston. Drink Denlson's Coffee, For your health's sake. Better a song in the heart than two ' In the flat upstairs. |
