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Show Just for Fun, When one woman gives up to another an-other as to which shall have their dressmaker first, she feels that she has gono the whole 'gamut of friendship. friend-ship. The old saw, "In union there Is strength," does not refer to tho mar-rlago mar-rlago relations ot the present day judging by the number of divorces annually an-nually granted. Some men's assertions that they are self mado go unrefuted becauso no one else cares to take tho responsibility. "Aro your feet asleep?" the chapplo cried. "No. not asleep, nor havo they been!" "I didn't, know," said chapple-boy. "I notice that your toes turn In." Why worry over tho fact that the mill will never grind with the water thnt Is passed as long as there Is plenty ot water now and yet to come? When an officer ot tho day Is out at night ho Is liable to be questioned by the sentry unless sho Is away on her summer vacation. There Is one nice thing about a fellow's fel-low's foot being asleep It never Bnores. Somo trust magnates would gobble the earth's axis It It wero not an Imaginary line. N. Occasionally we find a fellow "working "work-ing by the day who tolls harder trying to kill time than he would If he did an honest day's work. Keep trjlng; do not hopo forsake. No matter what the croakers say, Thero still remains within tho laka The fish, that got away! Tho wise manufacturer of ladles' shoes marks them all ono sizo smaller than they really are. . Why does a man always look so serious when he signs a check tor his wife? Thoro Is absolutely no use quarreling quarrel-ing with a woman when you expect to yield to her anyhow. Certain Individuals who aio guilty, scein to think thoy can cscapo detection detec-tion It they holler loudly onough about the other follow, A .church pew with a glow on It tram tho stained-glass window Is nl-wpvs nl-wpvs In domand by tho fathers of marriageable mar-riageable daughters. A wasp lies In n torpid stato all winter Just to set a chanco to sting lomobody In tho spring. It always makes a man feel good to onvo Bomo ono flatter his Industry by telling him ho Is working too hard. |