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Show HAZE SMS... We're getting as cultured as all get-out We've been reading read-ing a book by Mr. Noah Webster, Web-ster, and from this book we learned that lore is a goose-egg. goose-egg. Before all you June brides start Jumping down our throats, well hurry up and explain ex-plain -we're talking about the kind of love which means no score in tennis. It seems the English learned this game from the French, and the French say l'oeuf for no score. L'oeuf means egg. as in goose-egg, goose-egg, which means a cypher, which amounts to the same thing as a bung-hole without a barrel. To the English l'oeuf sounded like lore. so. love is a gooee-egg. And a dollar was originally a Joachim's thaler. There was a silver mine in Joachim's thale, or dale. When the owner own-er wanted some clinking money mon-ey he'd strike off a bunch of coins, and seeking as how they came from Joachim's 1 thale they were called joa-I joa-I chimsthalers. That was short-I short-I ened to thalers and finally I ended up as dollars, which I isn't a bad end when you I come to think about it. The word furniture came by ". various detours from the I French word fournir. j Now that we have shown i off how much we have learned 1 about things the rest of you j probably knew all the time, ' we'll tell you that we'd l'oeuf to have you come in and look : over our fournir. You'll find a few joaehimsthalers will go a long way. During our anniversary clearance sale we are slashing prices like never before. One group living room sets are cut $100. 12-ft Amana upright freezer cut $100. Bedroom, dining din-ing room and many other home furnishings at drastic reductions. North East Furniture "Drive Out and Save" Cedar City Phone 749 You're The Boss At Cedar Lumber Go. Tell us whnt you want in building build-ing materials or lumber and we'll see that you get it promptly prompt-ly .. . when you want it and where you want it. If you haven't ordered lumber or materials from us lately, why not call on your next order. Remember 359 is where you're the boss. Cedar Lumber & Hardware Company 86 W Harding Phone 359 . II , savo soap - ! i savo clothoi ; i'v). savo work i with -4. Hill! :SV- s mm vV ,,1 i 2rfv NO EQUIPMENT TO BUY. . . N- NO MAINTENANCE WORX1 Soft water and ordinary soap art the beat laundering combination for standard and automatic washer. YouH need op Jo 70 less ot ?...and your clothes can last up to ZZH longerl Call today for vhe approved CUILIGAN SOFT WATER SERVICE! AT KIN PLUMBING and HEATING 139 NORTH 100 WEST PHONE 93 Authorized Culligan Soft Water franchise In Iron County ifefP Any woman Ate . . . it's the Altitude that counts: Every woman knows that many recipes call for different amounts; of certain ingredients, and different oven temperatures, at different altitudes. V- h's due to well-known laws of nature lower atmospheric pressure i 11 Ii and lower boiling temperature at high elevations. These laws 1 II i navc a definite effect on cooking. Vj Lufl The same natural laws also have an effect on brewing, W in two important ways: c y -'"" ' flat'"' and atotna of hops comr out more slowly, more firntly, at 1 his high altitude because water in which they 7 Z --r V" are loiled can't get so blistering hot. The natural result is fopClTKlC JjYQlCQ(l a sparkling, superbly delightful hop flavor that's one of the 4 '(4 4 distinctive superiorities of Fisher Be?r. 40 the Altitude Sparkling liny-bubble airbvnation, another characteristic of Fisher Beer uses nature's gift of lower atmos- Fisher Beer, is a direct result of the lower atmospheric pheric pressure and lower boiling point, plus pressure at this altitude. Any woman can tell you that all the art of 70 years of brewing experience fakc ba((cr mixcd Q a TCQ- , ,0 (f at this altitude, to bring you a distinctive ' , ' . taste treat not found in bctis bitwed it and run over the pan, because the recipe is no! in balance Jower levels. to the altitude. Fisher Beer is in balance correctly car- , , , 1 . bonated at this altitude, for this altitude. Sparkle you can itt sparkle you can J fcir! Don't be content with anything q less than this, the finest beer the beer that brings you extra taste pleasure and refresh irent. p" ' 00 most motom brwrls- Copyright 19S4 - Usher Irewlnf C., Self I e City - Brewer el fine Qeality Beer Stent I9t |