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Show HIS ADVANTAGE. Two Irishmen were digging a sewer. One of them was a big. strong man about six feet four inches in height, and the other one was a little, puny man shout four feet six inches. The foreman came along to see how the work was progressing, and noticed no-ticed that one of them was doing more work than the other. "Look here." he cried, "how is it thn little Dennis Dugan. who is only half you? size, is doing nearly twice as much work as you, Patrick?" Glancing down to his partner, Pat replied: "And why shouldn't he? Ain't he nearer to itf" |