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Show IN TRAISE 01? PINa-PONO." W'lio cnrei to play at erlckct Who cures to kick a ball To surfer hocks at hockey or chance n nasty fall Inr better don )our slippers, V l.'njot tour cigarette, Play I'liiK-Pong in tho Parlor Across a llttlo net. In ctcllug there nro tumbles, And puiictiiriihlo tires; And If )ou hunt, perhaps ou corns A cropper on tho wires JIruwhur there nro blisters , Thiil possibly risy chafe. Hut i'lng-Pong In tho l'urior Is absolutely safe. The, rlter lias Its dangers. The picnic has Us snnres. The motor ear mny run away Or butt )ou iinnwurcs. It Is a consolation No parent will drnv That p ng-l'oiM In tho Parlor tt nuld never hurt u fly. Our prowess In nthletlcje May puss to other lands Ami inler generations seo Our oops In rorelgn hnnds; lit still the might or Knglnnd Shall eter)wheie bo known At I'lng-Pong lii the I'nrlor Our sons shall hold their own. Then twirl )nur tiny racquets. And pat )our celluloid; , lie corrMl thai )our quick returrJ Tho corteo cups avoid. I lick bird, to men of sinew, And plrouetlo In styled Tho ladles or thn Parlor Aro watching all tho while. Westminster GMelt |