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Show j Cyclops r 1 jjj By BRYAN GRAY Sing it loud: the 'Davis County Rap' My 10-year-old daughter told me that people don't relate today to the written word. "If you want to communicate,' she told me, "you should write songs." So to satisfy the Davis County small fry, Cyclops offers you the latest in musical expression. Here is the "Davis County Rap." We're Davis County and we're proud. pro-ud. We've got large families to sing it bud. We vote Republican, love our flag And Cyclops is our favorite wag. Dub Lawrence worked at the county mansion Until he tried to defeat Jim Hansen The Republicans saw this as a snub No wonder Bill Peters called him Flub-A-Dub! Ruth Kennington debated where to work... As President, Commissioner, now Auditor Clerk. She should print on her campaign signs: It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. Now Jack Bangerter is the man in the lead. Name recognitionthat's all he'll need. And the public will forget, he hopes. His idea of sending AIDS patients to Antelope. So two of the three commissioners wilt change And the commission meetings won't be the same. No more insults, no more sting And get back to robbing us of everything. every-thing. Now the tax protesters thought they were strong But few of their candidates came along To challenge those who'd made them rumble. Seems the tax protesters would rather just grumble. The picketers form at Circle K To protest magazinesand I say "Hey, You could put your ideals to better use By protesting the county's growing - child abuse." The Davis teachers walked off the job Which made 25 ,000 parents sob "It's in your contract to educate-And educate-And our only task is to proliferate. ' ' The school district is bulging at the seams With children-and little financial means Of housing them for very Ion g Unless the public votes for the school bond. Yes, we're Davis County and we're proud We've got large families to sing it loud. We vote Republican, love our flag And Cyclops is our favorite wag. |
