OCR Text |
Show Union Needs Gambling By DARRELL LEO There have been a lot of complaints com-plaints flung around about the Union facilities. In fact, several letters to the editor have complained complain-ed that students just don't have anything to do in the Union. I have a solution. (I always do) . First, we could try to legalize gambling gam-bling in the Union. With the draw- mg power of dice, roulette, M blackjack and bingo (oh, well)" Union could draw not only dorm students but BYU, U$U ' the Delta Phi Kappa's (if loosen up a little and decide East Institute isn't the only & place.) On a self -paying basis, eamk could undoubtedly support the l versity, after all, until Ho!; Hughes came along, gambling ported the state of Nevada. Colleen Makin would beapj-ed beapj-ed head croupier. Hot Grundfossen would undoubted!; i the University card shark. l'e picture Mary Olpin behind a e-guarding e-guarding the money. Phj Bark is probably the best candidate)' running the bingo game. After al he's been drawing things out m hat all year. Look at tteAteoy Cabinet. We would have to watch caXM the Pub Council doesn 't head s gambling concession.. They ate' have had a tendency to make 1 rules as they play along. j ( Ernest Bebb could walks i from table to table witl;!?.- fat cigar in one hand and i sprayed carnation in his lapi. If the business grew, m c have the University gambling i-" up by the Great Salt Lake. In,? Salt Lake's version of glamcr. Monaco on the shores of uglyfe Salt Lake. We could put the campus P to work and guard the vast.':" we would acrue. And if thisK becomes a big business, we ft set up our own religion and t inate the state. |